"Men don't live well by themselves. They..." - Quote by Rita Rudner

“I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.”

“I have a hold limit that I've set for myself. I hold until I start to imagine myself killing the person on the other end. Then I hang up and regroup.”

“My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.”

“I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.”

“Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.”

“I buy expensive suits - they just look cheap on me.”

“What women want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What men want: Tickets to the World Series.”

“Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.”

“If a man isn't a certain age, he just isn't interesting.”