"There are different kinds of humor, some..." - Quote by Rita Rudner

“Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.”

“I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.”

“I just don't get cats. To me, they're a waste of fur.”

“The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.”

“My mama never wore a pair of pants when I was growing up, and now that's all she wears. It was so funny for me when I first started seeing Mama wear pants. It was like it wasn't Mama. Now I've bought her many a pantsuit because she just lives in them.”

“Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh.”

“In any case, I married Feroze Gandhi. Once I get an idea in my head, no one in the world can make me change my mind.”

“Neither your family nor your culture gave you your personality. You created it yourself.”

“I drink much less than most people think, and I think much more than most people would believe. I am quite sincere about some of the things which people take very lightly, and almost insultingly unconcerned about some of the things which people take most seriously. In short, I am basically antisocial: certainly not to an alarming degree , but just more so than I appear to be.”