"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her..." - Quote by Robin Williams

“Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother”

“People would say I never censor. As Billy Crystal says, 'I don't have that button.'”

“You have an internal critic, an internal drive that says, 'OK, you can do more.' Maybe that's what keeps you going.”

“This wallpaper is dreadful, one of us will have to go.”

“If you have spent two years in bed trying to wiggle your big toe, everything else seems easy.”

“Fields' reply: He'd think I was a sissy.”

“Before Elvis there was nothing.”

“Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!”

“Britney Spears has shoulders like a man.”