"You know when you see an advertisement..." - Quote by Mitch Hedberg
You know when you see an advertisement for a casino, and they have a picture of a guy winning money? That's false advertising, because that happens the least. That's like if you're advertising a hamburger, they could show a guy choking. "This is what happened once."
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“I have found when I look at an audience that the expressions on the peoples' faces aren't always up to par with the sounds that they're making. A crowd can sound like they're having a good time when your eyes are closed but if you open your eyes, the looks on some of those faces don't equal the sound.”
“I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist. That's not a full joke there! It's filler.”
“Come on 'long prosperous life!'”
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