“Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.”
“I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?”
“Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.”
“The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.”
“If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.”
“I could be stranded in any town in the United States with ten cents and within an hour make $20 with the shell game.”
“And I will make it felony to drink small beer.”
“All of Creation’s a farce. Man was born as a joke. In his head his reason is buffeted Like wind-blown smoke. Life is a game. Everyone ridicules everyone else. But he who has the last laugh Laughs longest.”
“ROSENCRANTZ My lord, you must tell us where the body is, and go with us to the king. HAMLET The body is with the king, but the king is not with the body. The king is a thing - GUILDENSTERN A thing my lord? HAMLET Of nothing. Bring me to him. Hide fox, and all after!”
