"I could be stranded in any town..." - Quote by W C Fields
I could be stranded in any town in the United States with ten cents and within an hour make $20 with the shell game.
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“It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason”
“Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh.”
“I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.”
More on Money
“I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success.”
“It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.”
“My money buys me the freedom not to be a member of the corporate structure. And I certainly don't feel guilty or hypocritical about that. The way our economy is set up, if you don't want to be a corporate moron and you don't want to be enfeebled in the streets, you must earn enough to know that you'll never have to go to them for money.”