"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance,..." - Quote by W C Fields

“A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.”

“I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.”

“You can't cheat an honest man.”

“War must be made as intense and awful as possible in order to make it short, and thus to diminish its horrors.”

“Senator John McCain could never convince me to vote for him. Only Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama can cause me to vote for McCain.”

“Let me put it this way: I think Republicans tend to keep the ball in play, Democrats go for broke.”

“You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.”

“When we see an effect happen always in the same manner, we infer that it takes place by a natural necessity; as, for instance, that the sun will rise to morrow; but nature often deceives us, and will not submit to its own rules.”

“Your bait of falsehood takes this carp of truth,And thus do we of wisdom and of reach,With windlasses and with assays of bias,By indirections find directions out.”