I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
“If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.”
“She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.”
“I once met a beautiful, proper English girl. I bid her adieu.... she bid me a don't.”
“My old man never liked me. He gave me my allowance in traveler's checks.”
“I'm all for stage diving, but just don't step on my pedals”
“Anyhow, the hole in the donut is at least digestible.”
“What, no more ceremony? See, my women! Against the blown rose may they stop their nose That kneel'd unto the buds.”
“There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.”
“He is ugly and sad, but he is all love.”
