"She was old too, when she went..." - Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.
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“With my old man I got no respect. When he took me hunting he gave me a three minute head start. Then on the way home he tied me to the fender and put the deer in the car.”
“I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am.”
“I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar!”
More on Aging
“Old elephants limp off to the hills to die; old Americans go out to the highway and drive themselves to death with huge cars.”
“Though I have many words,What woman's satisfied,I am no longer faintBecause at her side?O who could have foretoldThat the heart grows old?”
“Gray hairs are signs of wisdom if you hold your tongue, speak and they are but hairs, as in the young.”
More on Humor
“Do you know, Considering the market, there are more Poems produced than any other thing? No wonder poets sometimes have to seem So much more businesslike than businessmen. Their wares are so much harder to get rid of.”
“I did a radio interview; the DJ's first question was "Who are you?" I had to think. Is this guy really deep, or did I drive to the wrong station?”
“We have nothing to fear but missing our massage appointment time”