"I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist..." - Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am.
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“People say fish is good for a diet. But fish should never be cooked in butter. Fish should be cooked in its natural oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .”
“Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a dial tone.”
“I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.”
More on Health
“I think good physical conditioning is essential to any occupation. A man who is physically fit performs better at any job. Fatigue makes cowards of us all.”
“There is only one healing force, and that is nature; in pills and ointments there is none. At most they can give the healing force of nature a hint about where there is something for it to do.”
“I'm 43 years old and I'm the healthiest candidate for the Presidency of the United States. You've travelled with me enough to know that I'm not going to die in office.”
More on Self Perception
“My defenses were so great. The cocky rock and roll hero who knows all the answers was actually a terrified guy who didn't know how to cry. Simple.”
“Our mistakes and failures are always the first to strike us, and outweigh in our imagination what we have accomplished and attained.”
“I am not so gifted as at one time seemed likely.”