"Now there's a man with an open..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape.”

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”

“Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.”

“I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.”

“Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.”

“A nice pickle they were all in now: all neatly tied up in sacks, with three angry trolls (and two with burns and bashes to remember) sitting by them, arguing whether they should roast them slowly, or mince them fine and boil them, or just sit on them one by one and squash them into jelly.”

“The world is so full of possibilities that dogmatism is simply indecent.”

“Always, as you travel, assimilate the sounds and sights of the world.”

“Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open.”