"One time my whole family played hide..." - Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
One time my whole family played hide and seek. They found my mother in Pittsburgh!
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“The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.”
“When I get a cold sore, I put Carmex on it, because Carmex is supposed to alleviate cold sores. I don't know if it does help, but it will make them more shiny and noticeable. It's like cold-sore-highlighter. Maybe they could come up with an arrow that heals cold sores.”
“Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off.”