People seldom live up to their baby pictures.
“I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.”
“One night I asked a cabbie to take me where the action is, he took me to my house.”
“School is a place were you go to eat your lunch”
“The dinner even is only the parable of a dinner, commonly.”
“Methinks you are my glass, and not my brother: I see by you I am a sweet-faced youth.”
“Most women lament not the death of their lovers so much out of real affection for them, as because they would appear worthy of love.”
“There is no such thing as paranoia. Your worst fears can come true at any moment.”
“As for all I can tell, the only difference is that what many see we call a real thing, and what only one sees we call a dream.”
“Men cannot act before the camera in the presence of death.”
