"Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a..." - Quote by W C Fields

“When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.”

“There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.”

“I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?”

“We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.”

“I am at the moment deaf in the ears, hoarse in the throat, red in the nose, green in the gills, damp in the eyes, twitchy in the joints and fractious in temper from a most intolerable and oppressive cold.”

“Test of Metal: Will of Iron, Nerves of Steel, Heart of Gold, Balls of Brass.”

“The vigorous are no better than the lazy during one half of life, for all men are alike when asleep.”

“I am losing enough sleep to supply a worn-out army.”

“Well, the end of another busy day. I can't wait till I get back to bed. If that don't work I'll try to sleep.”