āNinety percent of putts that are short, don't go in.ā
āWhat a house - nothin' but rooms!ā
āI'd say he's done more than that.ā
āIf my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave.ā
āHe can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light.ā
āYou stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you.ā
āPlaying golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.ā
āGolf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purposeā
āGolf. Trying to knock a tiny ball into an even smaller hole with implements ill suited to the purpose.ā