"Ninety percent of putts that are short,..." - Quote by Yogi Berra

“Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It's also a powerful motivator.”

“Texas has a lot of electrical votes.”

“Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.”

“A learned man is an idler who kills time by study.”

“But we love the Old Travelers. We love to hear them prate and drivel and lie.”

“What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees?”

“My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill.”

“Golf asks something of a man. It makes one loathe mediocrity. It seems to say, "If you are going to keep company with me, don't embarrass me.”

“All golfers fear the one-iron. It has no angle, no loft. The one-iron is a confidence-crusher, a fear trip, an almost guarantee of shame, failure, dumbness and humiliation if you ever use it in public.”