"I tell ya, I know the best..." - Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I tell ya, I know the best way to get girls. I hang out at women's prisons, and wait for parolees.
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“She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.”
“I can't figure women out. They put on makeup for three hours. They wear things that make them smaller. Things that make them bigger. Then they meet a man and they want truth.”
“I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.”
More on Humor
“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana”
“A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air.”
“I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful. I like birds, bees, I like people. I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful... like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school!”
More on Relationships
“Men who think that a woman's past love affairs lessen her love for them are usually stupid and weak.”
“Over the years they both reached the same wise conclusion by different paths: it was not possible to live together in any other way, or love in any other way, and nothing in this world was more difficult than love.”
“If you have a harem of 40 women, you never get to know any of them very well.”