"It would be great if people never..." - Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves.
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“My life is nothing but pressure. All pressure. This pressure is like a heaviness. It's always on top of me, this heaviness. It's always there since I'm a kid. Other people wake up in the morning, 'A new day! Ah, up and at 'em!' I wake up, the heaviness is waiting for me nice. Sometimes I even talk to it. I say [adopts cheerful voice] 'Hi, heaviness!' and the heaviness looks back at me, [in an ominous growl] 'Today you're gonna get it good. You'll be drinking early today.'”
“Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?'”
“My mother used to rock me - and she used big rocks.”