"In the ten years since I had..." - Quote by W C Fields

“I can do anything I want to do!”

“A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell.”

“I note the derogatory rumors concerning the use of alcoholic stimulants and lavish living. It is the penalty of greatness.”

“I am not at all cynical, I have merely got experience, which, however, is very much the same thing.”

“History no longer shall be a dull book. It shall walk incarnate in every just and wise man. You shall not tell me by language and titles a catalogue of the volumes you have read. You shall make me feel what periods you have lived.”

“If they know nothing of victory, they are at least spared the knowledge of defeat.”

“Whether I retire to bed early or late, I rise with the sun.”

“Love is exactly as strong as life.”

“The right direction leads not only to peace but to knowledge.”