"Life is full of temporary situations, ultimately..." - Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

“I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.”

“I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.”

“I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.”

“"It's nothing," returned Mrs Chick. "It's merely change of weather. We must expect change."”

“Misfortune is the root of good fortune; good fortune gives birth to misfortune.”

“Do what you love and love what you do. Don’t do anything for money. Everything should be for love.”

“Our fear of death is like our fear that summer will be short, but when we have had our swing of pleasure, our fill of fruit, and our swelter of heat, we say we have had our day.”

“Sunsets are loved because they vanish. Flowers are loved because they go. The dogs of the field and the cats of the kitchen are loved because soon they must depart. These are not the sole reasons, but at the heart of morning welcomes and afternoon laughters is the promise of farewell. In the gray muzzle of an old dog we see goodbye. In the tired face of an old friend we read long journeys beyond returns.”

“At the end of my life, with just one breath left, if you come, I’ll sit up and sing.”