"She was so fat that her clothes..." - Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.
More by Rodney Dangerfield
“I've been writing jokes since I'm fifteen. Not out of happiness, but to go to a different place, because reality wasn't good to me.”
“My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.”
“When I was a kid I got no respect. I had no friends. I remember the see-saw. I had to keep runnin' from one end to the other.”
More on Appearance
“The longing of my heart is a fairy portrait of myself: I want to be pretty; I want to eliminate facts and fill up the gap with charms.”
“The shape I'm in, I could donate my body to science fiction.”
“He wore his happiness like a mask and the girl had run off across the lawn with the mask and there was no way of going to knock on her door and ask for it back.”
More on Body Image
“To all the girls that think you’re fat because you’re not a size zero, you’re the beautiful one, its society who’s ugly.”
“My fat never made me less money.”
“Authorities say brain cells may shrink, but they don't necessarily die. Frankly, I am cheered by the fact that something is shrinking. I'd be even more thrilled if what was shrinking affected my dress size, but you can't have everything.”