"Everyone says that looks don't matter, age..." - Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

“My mother used to rock me - and she used big rocks.”

“One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.”

“When I was a kid I got no respect. My mother breast fed me through a straw.”

“Women are books, and men the readers be.”

“If you go out looking for friends, they'll be scarce. If you go out looking to be one, you'll have all the friends you need.”

“The better you are at surrounding yourself with people of high potential, the greater your chance for success.”

“The humans live in time but our Enemy destines them to eternity. He therefore, I believe, wants them to attend chiefly to two things, to eternity itself, and to that point of time which they call the Present. For the Present is the point at which time touches eternity. Of the present moment, and of it only, humans have an experience analogous to the experience which our Enemy has of reality of whole; in it alone freedom and actuality are offered to them.”

“When you leave off dreaming, the universe ceases to exist.”

“You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it.”