"I met this gangster who pulls up..." - Quote by Tim Vine
I met this gangster who pulls up people's pants. Name's Wedgie Kray.
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“Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. Exit signs? They're on their way out.”
“I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said, "You've got cholera."”
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“So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'”
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“So I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said "Analogue." I said "No, just a watch."”