"You can't cheat an honest man...." - Quote by W C Fields

“Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.”

“It was a marriage of convenience, as my father had a blister on his big toe and couldn't travel far to find a girl.”

“Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.”

“Unexampled bravery, born of nonviolence, coupled with strict honesty shown by a fair number of Muslims, is sure to infect the whole of India.”

“... pure honesty is a doubtful quality; it means often lack of imagination.”

“Say what you have to say, not what you ought. Any truth is better than make-believe.”

“Tangible language, which often tells more falsehoods than truths.”

“Get out of control, but appear under control. It?s not bad to alarm other people, though ? it?s good for them.”

“The only person who is a worse liar than a faith healer is his patient.”