"School is a place were you go..." - Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”

“I'll tell ya, I don't get no respect... The other day, I got back from a business trip. I got in a cab and said to the driver, "Hey! Take me to where the action is!" So ya know where he took me? He took me to my house!”

“I don't get no respect, no respect at all!”

“I've never let my school interfere with my education.”

“No one can look back on his schooldays and say with truth that they were altogether unhappy.”

“Education is what you must acquire without any interference from your schooling.”

“I've never turned to anybody for advice and counsel. Even when I was a very small child, I had to stand on my feet because of the circumstances of those times, and somehow, the circumstances have remained more or less the same. I have to take my own decisions.”

“Somewhere between the ages of eleven and fifteen, the average child begins to suffer from an atrophy, the paralysis of curiosity and the suspension of the power to observe. The trouble, I should judge, to lie with the schools.”

“I just like TV. I think to me, it replaced the fireplace when I was a child. They took the fire away and they put a TV in instead and I got hooked on it.”