"It is impossible to find twelve fair..." - Quote by W C Fields

“Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.”

“If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.”

“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.”

“All that the law can do is to shape things so that no injustice shall be done by one to the other, and that each man shall be given the first chance to show the stuff that is in him.”

“Whatever is my right as a man is also the right of another; and it becomes my duty to guarantee as well as to possess.”

“All infractions of love and equity in our social relations are ... punished by fear.”

“It obviously bothers people when Real Madrid win. It makes them jealous. There isn't a level playing field.”

“An actor should be judged by his performance only.”

“It would be thought a hard government that should tax its people one tenth part.”