"I don't have to attend every argument..." - Quote by W C Fields

“When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.”

“I've been barbecued, stewed, screwed, tattooed, and fried by people claiming to be my friends. The human race has gone backward, not forward, since the days we were apes swinging through the trees.”

“Thou shalt not steal-only from other comedians.”

“Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.”

“The superior man does what is proper to the station in which he is; he does not desire to go beyond this.”

“A moody child and wildly wisePursued the game with joyful eyes,Which chose, like meteors, their way,And rived the dark with private ray.”

“Everyone wants to be happy; happiness is a right. And while on a secondary level differences exist of nationality, faith, family background, social status and so on, more important is that on a human level we are the same. None of us wants to face problems, and yet we create them by stressing our differences. If we see each other just as fellow human beings, there'll be no basis for fighting or conflict between us.”

“Nonviolence is not sterile passivity, but a powerful moral force which makes for social transformation.”

“The wheel and the brake have different duties, but also one in common: to hurt one another.”