"You don't know who to believe. Like..." - Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

“I was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me.”

“You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.”

“If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.”

“Socialism, reduced to its simplest legal and practical expression, means the complete discarding of the institution of private property by transforming it into public property, and the division of the resultant public income equally and indiscriminately among the entire population.”

“Equal and exact justice to all men, of whatever state or persuasion.”

“In its proper meaning equality before the law means the right to participate in the making of the laws by which one is governed, a constitution which guarantees democratic rights to all sections of the population, the right to approach the court for protection or relief in the case of the violation of rights guaranteed in the constitution, and the right to take part in the administration of justice as judges, magistrates, attorneys-general, law advisers and similar positions.”

“But why do I notice everything? She thought. Why must I think? She did not want to think. She wanted to force her mind to become a blank and lie back, and accept quietly, tolerantly, whatever came.”

“For what but eye and ear silence the mindWith the minute particulars of mankind?”

“I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the "lower animals" (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humiliating to me.”