"I was a vegetarian until I started..." - Quote by Rita Rudner
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
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“On my tombstone it will say: 'I tried everything - nothing was easy.'”
“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.”
“The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.”
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“I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.”
“You know the more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best. My only solution would be to keep em both out one term and hire my good friend Henry Ford to run the whole thing, and give him a commission on what he saves us.”
“The average schoolmaster is, and always must be, an ass.”
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“I don't snack. I don't generally eat sweets or drink soda. I never eat between meals or even before big ones.”
“You can't possibly ask me to go without having some dinner. It's absurd. I never go without my dinner. No one ever does, except vegetarians and people like that.”
“The best of all medicines is resting and fasting”