"I don't want to join the kind..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.”

“I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me." "What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?" "Sure she could. I just found that out too late.”

“Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.”

“Comedy is in my blood. Too bad it's not in my act.”

“I went to Oxford University - but I've never let that hold me back.”

“I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me.”

“You define your own life. Don't let other people write your script.”

“I could not become anything; neither good nor bad; neither a scoundrel nor an honest man; neither a hero nor an insect. And now I am eking out my days in my corner, taunting myself with the bitter and entirely useless consolation that an intelligent man cannot seriously become anything, that only a fool can become something.”

“Get back to where you once belonged.”