I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me.
“She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.”
“I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.”
“Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.”
“I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.”
“I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.”
“Oh, I was an ugly kid. My old man took me to the zoo. They thanked him for returning me.”
“To divide along the lines of section or caste or creed is un-American.”
“We are not what happened to us, we are what we wish to become.”
“I wanted to be in a punk band before I had even heard any punk music.”