"There comes a time in the affairs..." - Quote by W C Fields

“What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake which emitted a curious ticking noise? Would you plunge it into a pail of water - thus insulting Soviet cuisine in general?”

“Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.”

“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.”

“A good life is not measured by any biblical span.”

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

“Love and work are the only two real things in our lives. They belong together, otherwise it is off. Work is in itself a form of love.”

“Every action has its pleasures and its price.”

“If The Beatles or the 60's had a message, it was 'Learn to swim. And once you've learned - swim!”

“The difference between being ordinary and extraordinary is doing the right thing while nobody is watching.”