"There comes a time in the affairs..." - Quote by W C Fields
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
More by W C Fields
“What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake which emitted a curious ticking noise? Would you plunge it into a pail of water - thus insulting Soviet cuisine in general?”
“Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.”
“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.”