"I was almost put out of business..." - Quote by W C Fields

“Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.”

“Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.”

“Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.”

“I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.”

“If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!”

“People think I'm as shallow and superficial as I look, and it's a surprise when they find out, sure enough, I am.”

“The business schools reward difficult complex behavior more than simple behavior, but simple behavior is more effective.”

“You have to be able to separate business from the love of the game. There were a lot of decisions made business-wise that I wasn't happy with, and I took a lot of blame over the years. But you have to be able to separate that from the love you have for the game.”

“Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a "nervous system", to coordinate its actions.”