"I can do anything I want to..." - Quote by W C Fields

“It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason”

“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”

“I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.”

“If you give me rice, I'll eat today; if you teach me how to grow rice, I'll eat every day.”

“I believe your attitude is the most important choice you can make.”

“When the fear of jail disappears, repression puts heart into the people.”

“Lack of emotion causes lack of progress and lack of motivation.”

“In educating the young we steer them by the rudders of pleasure and pain”

“Restlessness is discontent and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure.”