"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream,..." - Quote by W C Fields

“I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.”

“Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.”

“Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.”

“The seizure of passionate love can be, in such a context, only illicit, breaking in upon the order of one's dutiful life in virtue as a devastating storm.”

“The war made me poignantly aware of the beauty of the world.”

“The forest waves, the morning breaks,The pastures sleep, ripple the lakes,Leaves twinkle, flowers like persons beAnd life pulsates in rock or tree.”

“If, in any individual, university training produces a taste for refined idleness, a distaste for sustained effort, a barren intellectual arrogance, or a sense of superfluous aloofness from the world of real men who do the world's real work, then it has harmed that individual.”

“In any profession it gets to be a grind.”

“Only one who bursts with enthusiasm do I instruct; Only one who bubbles with excitement do I enlighten. If I hold up one corner and you do not come back to me with the other three, I do not continue the lesson.”