"My mom took me to a dog..." - Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!
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“The government says they have loaned over One Billion dollars to the Farmers. In other words, we can't help you make any money, but we will show you where you can owe some more.”
“If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.”
“Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.”
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“The alphabet of ahimsa is best learnt in domestic school and I can say from experience that if we secure success there, we are sure to do so everywhere else.”
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“The only day in your life.... Your mother smiled when you cried.”