"I never drank anything stronger than beer..." - Quote by W C Fields

“Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!”

“I never drink water... fish f**k in it.”

“If a thing is worth having, it's worth cheating for.”

“Optimist: Person who travels on nothing from nowhere to happiness.”

“A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.”

“If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.”

“Children who are decked with prince's robes and who have jeweled chains round their necks lose all pleasure in play; their dress hampers them at every step. In fear that it may be frayed, or stained with dust, they keep themselves from the world and are afraid ever to move. Mother, it is no gain, thy bondage of finery, if it keep one shut off from the healthful dust of the earth, if it rob one of the right of entrance to the great fair of common human life.”

“I started doing music when I was thirteen; I actually started writing my first rhymes.”

“Play is the royal road to childhood happiness and adult brilliance.”