āLast year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.ā
āActing deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.ā
āCars and women are a lot alike. They lie about the milage.ā
āOnce when I was lost I asked a policeman to help me find my parents. I said to him, 'Do you think we'll ever find them?' He answered, 'I don't know, kid. There are so many places they can hide.ā
āMe and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive!ā
āMy wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.ā
āI am declinedInto the vale of years.ā
āWhat should we speak of When we are old as you? when we shall hear The rain and wind beat dark December? how, In this our pinching cave, shall we discourse The freezing hours away?ā
āMy way of lifeIs fall'n into the sear and yellow leaf.ā