“Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.”
“There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.”
“Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.”
“One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.”
“The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.”
“Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.”
“Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?”
“Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back”
“Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.”