#Vulgarity Quotes

“Demetrius: Villain, what hast thou done? Aaron: That which thou canst not undo. Chiron: Thou hast undone our mother. Aaron: Villain, I have done thy mother.”

“I never drink water... fish f**k in it.”

“One should absorb the colour of life, but one should never remember its details. Details are always vulgar.”

“I hate vulgar realism in literature. The man who would call a spade a spade should be compelled to use one.”

“From the point of view of literature Mr. Kipling is a genius who drops his aspirates. From the point of view of life, he is a reporter who knows vulgarity better than any one has ever known it.”

“Death and vulgarity are the only two facts in the nineteenth century that one cannot explain away.”

“Vulgarity is simply the conduct of other people.”

“The study of law is sublime, and its practice vulgar.”

“Fruitcake is like semen, there's a lot of it about but no one wants to swallow it”

“As for modern journalism, it is not my business to defend it. It justifies its own existence by the great Darwinian principle of the survival of the vulgarest.”

“It is very vulgar to talk about one's own business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then only at dinner parties.”

“As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular.”

“I'm happy as a dog with two dicks”

“A man who whinnies with noisy laughter, surpasses all the animals in vulgarity.”

“The unselective knowledge drive resembles the indiscriminate sexual drive--signs of vulgarity!”

“Vulgarity in a king flatters the majority of the nation.”

“Vulgarity is a necessary part of a complete author's equipment; and the clown is sometimes the best part of the circus.”

“Will without intellect is the most vulgar and common thing in the world, possessed by every blockhead, who, in the gratification of his passions, shows the stuff of which he is made.”

“Will minus intellect constitutes vulgarity.”