"I have nothing but respect for you..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.”

“Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman”

“Budget: a way of going broke methodically”

“I'm a let you finish, but the French Revolution had the best severed heads of ALL TIME.”

“My Caps Lock Key Is Loud!”

“The people of those foreign countries are very, very ignorant. They looked curiously at the costumes we had brought from the wilds of America. They observed that we talked loudly at table sometimes. They noticed that we looked out for expenses and got what we conveniently could out of a franc, and wondered where in the mischief we came from. In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.”

“Poverty is a career for lot's of well paid people”

“Ah," cried Gavroche, "what does this mean? It rains again! ...If this continues, I withdraw my subscription.”

“Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute.”