"Men like to barbecue. Men will cook..." - Quote by Rita Rudner
Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
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“Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.”
“Blondes have more fun, don't they? They must. How many brunettes do you see walking down the street with blond roots?”
“My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.”
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“If relationships were hard, mariage was even harder... it seemed like most couples struggled. It went with the territory. What did Nana always say? Stick two different people with two different sets of expectations under one roof and it ain't always going to be shrimp and grits on Easter.”
“I had been told I was on the road to hell, but I had no idea it was just a mile down the road with a dome on it.”
“If a bank fails in China, they behead the men at the top of it that was responsible... If we beheaded all of ours that were responsible for bank failures, we wouldn't have enough people left to bury the heads.”
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“There are guys who grow up thinking they'll settle down some distant time in the future, and there are guys who are ready for marriage as soon as they meet the right person. The former bore me, mainly because they're pathetic; and the latter, frankly are hard to find.”
“My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.”
“Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.”