"Why don't you bore a hole in..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.”

“Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world.”

“Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.”

“I see you are an idiot, whatever else you may be.”

“Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood.”

“A peevish self-willed harlotry it is. *She’s a stubborn little brat.*”

“It is hard to smash a computer when you're laughing.”

“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”

“A woman usually respects her father, but her view of her husband is mingled with contempt, for she is of course privy to the transparent devices by which she snared him.”