"Golf is one of the few sports..." - Quote by Robin Williams

“We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!”

“A lot of vets like 'Good Morning Vietnam' - I get great letters from guys.”

“Sometimes, keeping track of people. It's always a weird combination of worrying so much about the outside world, and not... you have to be more aware of the inner circle, the folks that matter.”

“And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!”

“A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.”

“All those Nupboards in the Cupboards they're good fun to have about. But that Nooth gush on my tooth brush.....Him I could do without.”

“But golf being an international game and everybody loving the game the way they do, if you want to spread the game of golf, it's good that you have great competition.”

“Ninety percent of putts that are short, don't go in.”

“Golf asks something of a man. It makes one loathe mediocrity. It seems to say, "If you are going to keep company with me, don't embarrass me.”