"Do you mind if I don't smoke?..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”

“I'd have liked to have gone to bed with Jean Harlow. She was a beautiful broad. The fellow who married her was impotent and he killed himself. I would have done the same thing.”

“All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.”

“Let a man behave in his own house as a guest.”

“A true gentleman is one who is never intentionally rude.”

“It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help.”

“The injurious agent in cigarettes comes principally from the burning paper wrapper. The substance thereby formed is called "acrolein." It has a violent action on the nerve centers, producing degeneration of the cells of the brain, which is quite rapid among boys. Unlike most narcotics, this degeneration is permanent and uncontrollable. I employ no person who smokes cigarettes.”

“I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time.”

“I have stopped smoking now and then, for a few months at a time, but it was not on principle, it was only to show off; it was to pulverize those critics who said I was a slave to my habits and couldn't break my bonds.”