"I once met a beautiful, proper English..." - Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

“Comedy is a camouflage for depression.”

“You know you're old when your family talk about you in front of you. What are we going to do with Pop? We have company tonight.”

“I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.”

“She is a woman, therefore to be won.”

“We become who we hang out with.”

“Women are tenacious, and all of them should be tenacious of respect; without esteem they cannot exist; esteem is the first demand that they make of love.”

“And people get all fouled up because they want the world to have meaning as if it were words... As if you had a meaning, as if you were a mere word, as if you were something that could be looked up in a dictionary. You are meaning.”

“The word of man is the most durable of all material.”

“If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read and write, everyone would limp and stutter.”