"Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“Don't let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose.”

“If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man.”

“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.”

“Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle!”

“O faithless coward! O dishonest wretch!Wilt thou be made a man out of my vice?”

“This sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker, this huge hill of flesh!”

“I have had a number of threatening letters each week, some telling me the actual time and method of my death, and I don't like it.”

“Threats alone, are the weapons of the threatened man.”

“As you can see, even when [Adolf] Hitler desires to speak for peace, he cannot dispense with threats. This is symptomatic.”