"Hell, I never vote for anybody, I..." - Quote by W C Fields

“Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.”

“I never met a kid I liked.”

“You can't cheat an honest man.”

“I've never seen the yellow light, umm the yellow line be wrong.”

“[My grandmother] is a typical white person.”

“The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the cat.”

“We work with whoever is elected. Some will bring a more generous, open view of the world than others.”

“Long ago, there was a noble word, liberal, which derives from the word free. Now a strange thing happened to that word. A man named Hitler made it a term of abuse, a matter of suspicion, because those who were not with him were against him, and liberals had no use for Hitler. And then another man named McCarthy cast the same opprobrium on the word. ... We must cherish and honor the word free or it will cease to apply to us.”

“The only justifiable purpose of political institutions is to ensure the unhindered development of the individual.”