"I was a poster child... for birth..." - Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

“Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive!”

“Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.”

“My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!”

“Experience teaches us only one thing at a time - and hardly that, in my case.”

“My only thrill is self inflicted hickies.”

“What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.”

“Therefore it is unnecessary for a prince to have all the good qualities I have enumerated, but it is very necessary to appear to have them. And I shall dare to say this also, that to have them and always to observe them is injurious, and that to appear to have them is useful; to appear merciful, faithful, humane, religious, upright, and to be so, but with a mind so framed that should you require not to be so, you may be able and know how to change to the opposite.”

“No: the years which had destroyed her youth and bloom had only given him a more glowing, manly, open look, in no respect lessening his personal advantages. She had seen the same Frederick Wentworth.”

“It is a species of coquetry to make a parade of never practising it.”