"Some dog I got too. We call..." - Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

“When I was a kid I got no respect. I had no friends. I remember the see-saw. I had to keep runnin' from one end to the other.”

“I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.”

“My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.”

“You've read newspaper stories about elderly widows who die and leave their entire estates to their pet cats, right? Well, your cat reads those stories too, and has spent most of its skulking, devious little life dreaming about inheriting all your money.”

“The vital function that pets fulfill in this world hasn't been fully recognized. They keep millions of people sane.”

“We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.”

“What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.”

“What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.”

“My hounds are bred out of the Spartan kind; So flew'd, so sanded; their heads are hung with ears that sweep away the morning dew.”