"If pigs had wings, they would be..." - Quote by W C Fields
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
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“Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's.”
“I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.”
“Don't give your sons money. Give them horses. Many a good son has been ruined through the acquisition of money but no good son has been ruined through the acquisition of horses. Unless they fell and broke their neck, which when taken at the gallop is a very good death to die.”